It has just gotten easier for Olympic-caliber male athletes who always found themselves just a couple ticks away from winning a medal, to finally bring home the gold, silver or bronze: Just deny your gender. That's right. As noted by Breitbart News, all male Olympians have to do is declare that they're women, and get some medical treatments that will allow them to reduce their testosterone levels to under 10 nmol/L for at least 12 months, before they will be permitted to compete. And then they'll be able to take on the real female athletes.

But wait. As they say, there's more: As per transgender guidelines recently OK'ed by the International Olympic Committee, formerly male athletes won't have to go through the expense of losing their "parts," so to speak.

"To require surgical anatomical changes as a pre-condition to participation is not necessary to preserve fair competition and may be inconsistent with developing legislation and notions of human rights," states the committee's rule.